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Monday, March 28, 2011

Humorous Quilting Quotes and Sayings

•To quilt is to live. •Quilt until you wilt! •Itching to be stitching •Put your foot down and QUILT. •Quilting forever…housework never! •Quilting is my passion ... chocolate comes in a close second. •Behind every quilter is a big pile of fabric. •A messy house is the sign of a happy quilter. •Creative clutter is more blessed than tidy idleness. •Dull women have neat sewing rooms. •Every quilter has a masterpiece inside. •Quilting is a scrap of happiness. •Quilts are like friends, a great source of comfort. •Quilting is like love… do it with abandon. •“There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.” – Dave Barry •When life gives you scraps, make a quilt. •A good day is a day spent quilting. •Any time is stitchin' time. •As ye sew, so shall ye rip. •Count your blessings/ Stitch them one by one. •A bed without a quilt is like a sky without stars. •Don't needle the quilter! •Hug your sewing machine. •So much fabric, so little time. •Warning: this vehicle stops at all fabric shops. •Old quilters never die, they just go batty. •Old quilters never die, they just go to pieces. •The best things in life are quilted.

Carol Stone from Ways of the World here on the Farm, sends along the following from her cousin, owner of Marti's Patchwork Cottage in North Carolina:

Quilter's Definitions

wombat - waste of money, batting and time
sex - stash excedes expectations
sable - stash acumulation beyond lifetime expectation

quilting chocolate sex - decisions decisions decisions



Anonymous Anonymous said...

FART - Fabric Aquisition Road Trip

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