Close Encounter of the Unusual Kind

I had to run Maggie to the vet the other night. She had been chewing on one of her back paws to the point there was a bare spot. It was determined she had an infection and I was given antibiotic for her. While I was standing at the counter writing out my check a man walks in with his dog. He’s wearing a tan suede jacket with long fringe on the sleeves and back, with was it, a bejeweled shirt? His hair is full, jet black, and combed back with long sideburns. He’s wearing very fancy glasses.
The girl at the counter said to him, “Sir, your dog is coughing and there’s a lot of kennel cough going around, and it's highly contagious. I’m going to have to ask you to wait in your vehicle and I’ll come out and get you when we’re ready.” He goes out and I turn to her and say with a smile, “Gee, wonder what he does?” She replies, “Yea, hard to guess.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis has left the building!