A Riddle

Question: Where's the one place you can't get to fast enough, but once you arrive, you wish you didn't have to be there?


Answer: The dentist, when you have a toothache!


I was up all night with a pain in my jaw. Saw the dentist at noon and then off to the oral surgeon this afternoon. (Then back home and hopefully SLEEP!) I did have warnings that this tooth was on its way out as it had been sensitive to hot and cold for awhile and told the dentist about a month ago when I was in for a regular check up. So nice of it to give me an early warning signal, huh? : (

Back from having roots cleaned out of a large back upper molar. So nice when they just keep finding more and remarking how inflamed it is and how you must have been in a lot of pain. I told him I needed a lot of novacaine right from the start but he said I'd be fine, Yeah fine until you find another root!
Afterwards I said, "See, I told you I need alot of novacaine."
He said, "But everyone says that, but I believe you now."
(Well, alot of goood that does me now I'm thinking. But he did keep adding more as he went.) I said, " And next time I want gas. If I'm gotta go through this at least I want to be laughing!"
"I'll give you a whole tank of gas. You can take a tank home!"